Thinking of Elephants
(2-minute version)

More than undergarments are exposed when two coworkers have a chance encounter at a laundromat.

Presented on September 7-8, 2023, in the Minnesota Shorts Play Festival of the Merely Players Community Theatre in Mankato, Minnesota. (Though written for a man and a woman, here it’s performed by two women.)


The title, Thinking of Elephants, over the head of an elephant

Thinking of Elephants
(10-minute AUDIO PLay)

If two minutes was funny, then ten minutes should be five times as entertaining. (That’s my theory, and I’m sticking to it.)

A production of the Sell Yourself Short podcast, July 2024.


Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer walking past the glowing neon of a cocktail lounge sign. Red-Nosed Drunk by Craig McNamara.

Red-Nosed Drunk
(10-MINUTE AUDIO PLAY)

It's Christmas Eve in a dive bar, where Santa's most famous reindeer has a lot to say about "The Big Guy," commercialism, and his role as a holiday icon.

A production of the Theatrical Shenanigans podcast, December 2024.